Word Problem of the Week: Say, Lovely Woman, the Number of Bees.

From Lilavati, translated by Henry T. Colebrooke, 1817.
p. 211:

The square-root of half the number of a swarm of bees is gone to a shrub of jasmin ; and so are eight-ninths of the whole swarm : a female is buzzing to one remaining male, that is humming within a lotus, in which he is confined, having been allured to it by its fragrance at night. Say, lovely woman, the number of bees.

The whole book isn't like this though; the very next problem is about a guy shooting arrows at his enemy.

I highly recommend this review of the twelfth century Indian algebra text Lilavati, by Bhaskara. It references the Colebrooke Translation from 1817, which also mentions this gem from a commentary:

Whilst making love a necklace broke.
A row of pearls mislaid.
One third fell to the floor.
One fifth upon the bed.
The young woman saved one sixth of them.
One tenth were caught by her lover.
If six pearls remained upon the string
How many pearls were there altogether?

Although Colebrooke refers to her as a "wench" which is a bit less romantic.